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Friday, December 6, 2013

Urdu Text Messages Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English

Urdu Text Messages Biography

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Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi

Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milay Gi…
Husband: Tum Kya Samjhti Ho… Mein Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga…!! –
- Had Ho Gai
Khan Ka Phone Aya Tha

1 Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kiya,
Jawab Aya,
The Number U have Dialled is Not Responding at The Moment.
Pathan : Baji 0sko Yad Se Bta Dena K Gul Khan Ka Phone Aya Tha
Cousin Ki Shaadi
Boss : 15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
Pathan : Cousin ki Shaadi hain.
Boss : Cousin ki Shaadi me 15 din chuti q?
Pathan : Cousin ki Shaadi Mujse ho rahi hain ....
Bar-E-Azam
Teacher : Duniya mein kitne Bar-e-Azam hain?
Pathan : 4
Teacher : Kon kon Se?
Pathan :
1. Quiad -e-Azam
2. Sikander-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha Haji Azam.
Mausam Hai Barish Ka, Aur Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai

Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai,
Barish kay her ik Qatray se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Badal jab garajta hai,
Dil ki dharkan barh jati hai,
Aur Dil ki her ik dharkan se,
Aawaz tumhari aati hai,
Jab taiz hawaen chalti hain,
To yaad tumhari aati hai,
Mausam hai Barish ka,
Aur yaad tumhari aati hai.
Undertaker aa gaya….
Aik pathan church gaya
to achanak waha ghanta
baja ‘Tnnnnnnn’
or ittifaq se light bhi chali gaye
Pathan dar kar bola
Khana Kharab Bhago!
Undertaker aa gaya….
Logo Ne Sardar Ko Q Maara
Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara…?
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Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, “Sone Ka Rate Kya
Hai…?”

Urdu Text Messages Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English