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Friday, December 6, 2013

SMS Jokes Hindi Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English

SMS Jokes Hindi Biography

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Husband wife Sms Jokes
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Husband-Wife Sms, Jokes.

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked “Tum kaun ho?”
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Husband: Pagal ho gayi ho kya?
Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
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Wife: Nasha har gum bhula deta hai…. “Bhaisaab”..!!:D

Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte
Category: Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms.

Kabhi noton ke liye mare,
Kabhi voton ke liye mare,
Kabhi jat-pat ke naam par mare,
Agar hote Vir Bhagat Singh to kehte “Yaar Sukhdev,
Hum bhi kin logon ke liye mare.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai
Category: Funny Shayari, Hindi Shayari, Hindi Sms.

Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai?
Category: College-School Sms, Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Scroll Down Sms.

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D
Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi
Category: Family Sms, Hindi Sms, Story Sms.

Ek chhoti bacchi apne Papa ke saath ja rahi thi.
1 Pul par Paani bahut tezi se bah raha tha.
Papa : Beta daro mat,
Mera haath pakad lo.
Bacchi : Nahi Papa Aap Mera haath pakad lo.
Papa (Muskura kar bole) :
Dono me kya Antar hai?
Bacchi : Agar main Aapka haath pakdu aur achanak kuch ho jaaye to shayad,
Me Aapka haath chhod du.
LEKIN agar Aap Mera haath pakdenge to,
Main janti hu ke chahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.
“AAP MERA HAATH KABHI NAHI CHHODENGE”
GREAT LOVE.
“Aaj bhi Bacche haath chhod dete hai,
Maa-Baap nahi”
Luv Ur Parents..
Dedicated to our “PARENT’S”.

Wonderful line
Category: Hindi Sms.

Wonderful line-
Agar dost na milte
to kabhi yakeen nhai hota ki… ajanabi log bhi apno se zyada pyare ho sakte hain.

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai
Category: Friendship Sms, Hindi Sms.

Achcha dost zindgi ko jannat bnata hai.
Islye Meri qadar kia karo
Warna fir kehte firoge.!!
Bahti hawa sa tha wo
Yar hmara tha wo
Kaha gaya use dhundo.
Khud ko karo kanjoos itna
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms.

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..
Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hee jana jata hai
Category: Hindi Sms, Thoughts Sms, Wise Words Sms.

Best lines
Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan se hee jana jata hai..
warna achhi batein to deewaro par bhi likhi hoti hai..!!

The most heart touching thought
Category: Hindi Sms, Thoughts Sms.

SMS Jokes Hindi Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English