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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Hindi SMS Jokes Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English

Hindi SMS Jokes Biography

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Aaj Ka Mahaan Vichaar:
Kisi ki taraf itni jaldi dosti ka haath na badao!!
Kyunki kuch log...
"Toilet" se aakar haath nahi dhote.

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gae ho
Husband: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
Wife: Mai to maa banne wali hu
Husband: Mai b to baap banne wala hu

Andheri sadak Sunsaan kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, kala Aasmaan,
Raat ho gayi, So-ja Shaitan /!\
Good Night!!

Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Hahaha
Saare Pagal Aage Picche…

Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai,
aaj nahin aaya,
kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

Jab tum angrai lete ho to
hamara dum nikal jata hai,
Ai zaalim, Ai kaatil deodrant
lagane me tumhara kya jata hai!!

Do Dilo Ki Mohabbat Se Jalte H Log.
Tarah - Tarah Ki Baate Karte He Log.
Jab Chand Aur Suraj Ka Hota He Khulkar Milan.
To Use Bhi Grahan Kehete H Log

Kaali ghata chayi hai,
Aaj fir biwi se maar khayi hai.
Kehti hai sudhar jao. Par meri galti nahi,
Baju wali aaj Mini Skirt mai aayi hai..

Hame malum hai k aap hame bhul nahi sakte,
Lekin pas b hamare aa nahi sakte,
yahan tak aa rahi hai tere BADAN ki BADBU,
Kya Tum NAHA NAHI SAKTE?? :roll: :lol: :lol:

Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.

Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.
Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

Girlfriend to Santa: Me tum se tabi shaadi karungi jab tum koi sahsi kaam kar ke dikhaoge.
Santa: Tum se shaadi karne se jyada sahsi kaam aur kya ho sakta hai?

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”. Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”

Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do.
Sahib: Kal anna.
Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai!

Hum hum hain, tum tum ho
Na hum kam hain
Na tum kam ho
To kis bat ka gam hai
SMS bhejte raho,
Tabhi tu lage ga k mobile wale mein dam hai.

Hindi SMS Jokes Images for Husband to girlfriend Wallpaper Picture for Girlfriend in Hindi in Tamil for My Love English